5 Pearls of Scottish Wisdom
- Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.